Are you having trouble keeping up with the latest kids dance crazes? Are they still nae-naeing? Is flossing still a thing? What about all that fortniting?

Well, you now have your chance to study your children in their natural environment to answer these pressing questions. Come to the clubhouse tomorrow, Dec. 31, from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. for a Noon Year’s Dance Party fueled by pizza. RSVPs are strongly encouraged for planning purposes.